I am in major scramble mode right now and I wish I could spill the beans but when I get ahead of myself, life usually tends to throw a huge curveball my way. No, scratch that, a spit ball. A huge sopping wet spitball. You know the one I'm speaking of.
Let me just clarify one thing first. I have only said the phrase 'eff my life' about 22.7 times this week and it is only Wednesday. I didn't even get to wear pink!
Okay, so as you may or may not know, my best friend/other half of my brain is way over yonder in Germany and I can't even begin to express how much I am longing for her return. I thought 3 years would fly by and so far I have only made it to about 3 months before going insane. Hello! We use to talk every day and not speaking on the phone or having a girls day is driving me nuts. Someone lend me about $3000 please?
My other bestie is currently working his life away in South Carolina and we have had all of about two conversations since he last saw me just after the birth of Lillian. I definitely thought since the arrival of this ipad that we would have facetimed only about 5 times/day. Someone loan me another $1000 for a visit pretty please?
I have another bestie somewhere but we won't discuss him because he just got his first smart phone and is currently ignoring me whilst listening to Bruins hockey. It's cool. I will just sit here and pour my feelings in to my blog.
Eff my life!(23 times) All of my dearest and truest (Is that a word?) have left me in this menopausal state and are doing grown up stuff. Hey life, how about you give me back my friends and no one gets hurt, kay? No? Eff my life (24 times).
My inner fat kid is showing due to all of my stress eating. That's right...I am eating my feelings and I like it. Don't let me lie to you, I hate it. I not only want my friends back but I want my body back. I am whining now. Can you tell? Eff my life(25 times).
The cherry on top of my fat kid cake is a secret that I can't reveal which is probably not so much a secret but a huge bitch session in which no one really has time to read about but as soon as I grow some boobs and can post about it, I intend to do just that. Just know for now that life is handing me and my family some huge ol lemons and I wanna say suck it!
Welcome to my roller coaster life. I will be your ride attendant and I must assure you this is gonna get bumpy, so please fasten your safety harness and keep all arms and legs inside of the moving vehicle at all times. Thank you and have a nice day!
~Mrs. N
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